The biggest event of the century 'Watch Paula perform LIVE on idol 2nite'

The hot mess Paula Abdul will be performing her new single "I'm just here for the music," tonite on idol. Forget about Adam or the other top 3 on AI, Paula is gonna show everyone who is truly done........not. I really hope that she doesn't falls asleep on stage while performing, and yeah i'm expecting the performance to be really really bad, but you never know Bitch may surprise us all, and make a big comeback. I consider this to be a big comeback because the bitch hasnt sing in over a decade, so let's hope that she truly puts a big show. This is your chance, to show everyone that you still can do it, if you fail trust me your done for good. Meaning i would not attempt again, and just sit pretty on AI and give your shittious comments.

It's official biatchezz, Christina A. to make big-screen debut in 'Burlesque'

So, Variety reports that Xtina will make her screen debut in "Burlesque," and im feeling 50/50 about her debut on the big screen because to be honest, i always thought that she was gonna make it big time, and probably star in a blockbuster movie and all that. But knowing our Christina, she is probably going for the role that is gonna showed off her voice, and her acting skills. It may or may not be a flop, but let's hope there will be other A list actors that will push the movie to the top and make it #1. Good luck Christina!

I think we are losing her ~ Madge walk the red carpet looking like this???

Does her weird religion don't allow her to have mirrors in her house?, or is she allowing Her kids to dress her? ahhhh so many questions, cuz everything about this outfit is wrong....The thing on her head, that hideous dress, those boots that not even a ho' would wear. Seriously, It's time to tell Madonna that she is not in her 20's anymore, and not saying that she should be boring, but at least dont wear something something soooo ridiculous.

it's Saturday, and can't get any better, btw I'm bloggin' on my iPhone here from seaside,and just had the best breakfast at Perkins. So yesterday, the four of us had a blast playing azzhole and circle of death, and have to say that the circle death is insane, it's not safe......unless ur looking to get trash!!!!!!! Now just heading to the mall at Toms River,and it has to be the only thing this weekend that I am not, repeat I'm not looking forward to do this weekend. But the bright side is that we will be going to Philly after this. Can't wait to get to the hotel and just relax, because for some strange reason, we woke up so early today, instead of waking up late and get some Saturday sleepy time. We are not so sure about tonite, hope we do something fun and have as much fun as we did last nite. P.S the font on this post is gonna be shitty cuz I'm doin' it from my phone via SMS.

The weekend has finally arrived ~ TGIF

After so many weekends with no plans, finally i have to share with ya'll that i have a few exciting plans this weekend. Tonite, we are heading down the shore with a few friends, and staying there overnight, and tomorrow going to Philly. I know how exciting, believe me i'm jumping around like a 5 years old kid, when he opens a happy meal for the first time (at least i did). I think we are gonna try a new drink this weekend called 'Limelight,' we had it at work last friday, and it was pretty damn good. Its made with Vodka, Triple sec, Lime juice and ice....pretty simple and it taste pretty damn good! It's gonna be my first time in Philly, and we are gonna be staying over at the Sheraton in Downtown, there should be a few spots to have some fun saturday nite.

Ohhhh almost forgot to mention this, but tonite we are totally going for Asshole (card game). Don't worry its nothing bad or nasty, its just a drinking game, a stupid game where you get stupid drinking til' you drop dead for sure!!! Tomorrow morning will be something else for sure...but to be honest, i havent' drink in a while, so can't wait to taste it LOL (what an alcoholic)..

Nah none of that, drinking ones in a while is not bad at all, at least compared to my drinking days.....TRUST me is a good thing!

What's wrong with Aubrey O'Day's face??

Aubrey skanky O'Day was spotted at the 4th Annual Music Saves Lives event at the key Club, and as usual she looks like a hot mess!!! I like the skank, and she was my favorite in Danity Kean. I used to think she was cute and all that, but now it seems like she has gotten some work done on her face, or botox perhaps. She is in her 20's, but can't help and see that she just hasnt' look good in a while. Her cheeks, the hair, and the atrocious dresses she always wears to events doesnt really help with her image. Earlier i posted how good Kate Hudson and Demi Moore look on the red carpet, but with Aubrey is the other way around....Bitch looks like she is in her 50's and doesn't look fresh as she used to. Maybe stop partying, and drinking may help.......

Is swine flu the new black? Ask Lisa Rinna...

Ahhhhhh poor Lisa Rinna, she just doesnt' know anymore how to get publicity. The dumb bitch talk to reporters about how her family had the swine flu, before it was so popular. WOW thats what i have to say to that, what a dumb bitch!!!

Doesn't she has anything going on in her life, i think the biggest thing that happened to her was 'Dancing with the stars,' and if a dance reality show is the biggest thing, then you are pretty much done, don't be trying to stretch your 15 minutes of fame.

It's cool if you were the first one to get the first iphone, a kindle or sometype of expensive jewelry, or one of a kind car.....then yeah you can brag that shiattt around, but the swine flu....uhhhhh NOT SO MUCH!

Anyhow, congrats for being the first one to get the virus, now we know for sure who was the first bitch who got it into the U.S.

Ladies lookin' FAB, 40's the new 20s'!!!

The super hottie Kate Hudson, and the sexy grandma' Demi Moore look so sexy on the red carpet, both gals sporting black dresses and some pretty expensives jewelry. Ahhh the life of the rich and famous, looking great and wearing those expensive jewelry.... It must be every girls dream, to be able to wear all the expensive gowns and get the super star treatment. Anyways, back to Kate and Demi, these two ladies look amazing, and it leaves you wondering why so many young girls look so fucked up.... Times must be changing, and now 40s has never look better! Another example has to be Jennifer Aniston, i saw a picture of her on the set of her new movie in NYC, and she look so fine..... I was just amazed by how good she looks! Keep GLOWING girls!!

Believe it or not ~ Mariah and Nick First Anniversary!

OMG....... I thought they were just gonna last 24 hrs together, but the biggest Diva in the Biz Mariah Carey and her boy toy Nick Carey celebrated their first year together. The ODD couple headed to Moon Club, and celebrated with family and friends at the VIP area. What do you think MC gave her toy for their anniversary? Maybe another car.....Seriously, i just don't understand this couple, i can't just never really picture them together and having a family. Mariah looks fabulous and all that, but next to him....She kinda looks like her mom, and i dunno if this is right to say, but i think she is way too MUCH for him. Anyways, congrats for making the relationship work, and prove everyone that in fact is real LUV.

Beutiful in every single way (i never thought i was gonna say this)

Stepping out for a little personal pampering, Nicole Richie was spotted visiting a salon in Melrose Place on Wednesday. Do you remember the Nicole from 'Simple life'? ugh she was a hot mess, actually let's just leave it at MESS.... I never thought i was ever gonna like her, she was pretty entertaining and all that, but never in a million years thought she was gonna look good, and have such a cute family. Now, i must say that im obsessed with her, i mean in a good way, don't worry Nicole.... I will never stalked you or anything like that. But i'm just so glad with everything that is happening in ur life. Keep up the good work, and keep looking FABulous!!!! Can't wait to see Harlow's sister....