Move over ur dead Lauren, We haven't seen Kristin Cavallari on the Hills yet, but bitch mover quickly. Kristin Cavallari is taking over the Hills and also L.C. previous job on the AT&T commercials. The Hills co-stars Kristin and Brody Jenner were reportedly out shooting a commercial for AT&T on thursday afternoon. I really can't wait to see the next season, she is for sure going bring the D-R-A-M-A to the "Hills."
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Bow down Biatches!!! Lady Gaga is the new princess of Dirrtypop!!
Jon & Kate plus eight is a motherfreaking HIT bitches
The hottest couple on earth Jon & Kate plus eight minus Jon is a hit on TLC, the show debuted to some big numbers on monday night, it was watched by almost 10 million viewers, making the first show on TLC with those numbers, and pretty much putting TLC on the map. I remember not knowing shiat about Jon & Kate, and TLC was just a blah channel, that i will never really turn on unless i was really bored. But now the show has pretty much everyone talking about TLC. The Evil Kate must be loving the spotlight, bitch better start doing something else, maybe a sextape next?, ya better keep people talking about you!!
Kris and Adam stop by "Today show"
Winner Kris Allen, and loser Adam Lambert(i heart u) made a stop to perform at the today show, and both seem to have developed a very good friendship. They were spotted last week having lunch, and on T.V both seem to be really good friends. I truly like both of them, i think it was the best for Adam to lose, because he will get to do whatever type of music he wants. Kris does the kinda music American idol winners usually do, and i'm pretty sure that his CD will be really good. Obviously ones he is over promoting the crappy single that Kara DioGuardi produced for them, seriously Kara it's the worst song ever for an American Idol.
When everything else fails, u must comeback to ur roots!
Failed singer and actress Jessica Simpson is going back to what she does best, Reality T.V. I kinda feel bad for the stupid bitch, cuz it must be tough to be on top of your game one day, and the other ur just struggling to make music, or have a decent movie. But let's hope that she gets a hit with her new show. I think she should just get back with Nick Lachey, get married and have another 'Newly weds,' because i don't think the bitch is gonna have another hit.
WTF happened to Halle Berry
She just doesn't look good anymore, i guess pregnancy is not for everyone?? I have seen pix of Halle lately, and she just looks like a troll. I remember back in 2000, when she was on top of her game, she was just the hottest chick in the game, but now she is just BLAH... Good thing you found your man when u were a hottie. On the other hand, Halle's baby is just so gorgeous, just like daddy.
Move over Conrad, my fave reality bitch is back!!!!!!
You must watch 'The Hills,' this sunday, as Kristin Cavallari makes her comeback on the reality world. I have to say that i have watched the previews for the Hills season finale, and it's going to be a show that you must see. Kristin makes her comeback, and bitch knows how to make an entrance, it's pretty much her walking into the church where Heidi and her douche are getting married, and obviously everyone is surprise to see her at the wedding. Well Kristin welcome back, now your the reason for me to get back to watch the Hills!!!!
BTW, Kristin and the Hills crew seem to be having a great time as they film the new season!!! Check out the pic.
WARNING ~ The following image is on FIRE!!!
Hottie on fire Megan Fox was looking her usual gorgeous in a photo shoot in L.A, California yesterday. Bitch is probably is full promotion mode for her new upcoming film "Transformers," and we know for a fact that it will be another Blockbuster movie for Megan!!! Bitch is on fire, i just wish she would dump the douche, and find another boyfriend, ya know someone at her level, cuz Bitch already belongs to Hollywood Elite!!
Nicole Richie and her princess
Nicole Richie and daughter Harlow winter were spotted yesterday on their way for an appearance on CNN's "Larry king Live." Nicole made an special appearance on Larry's show to help her dad Lionel Richie promote his new album. It was going to be their first interview together in 6 years, it's very nice of Nicole to come to the show..... I just luv the bitch :)
Btw look at the bump, she looks so beautiful!!
Please take my picture
Reality (real really attention whores) stars Khloe and Kourtney K. were spotted on a luxurious yacht in Miami, Florida yesterday. Taking a break from their busy life, yeah right, all those bitches do is just act in front of a camera for their show on E! anyways good for them, Kourtney looks pretty hot, and Khloe needs to lose at least 25 lbs to look at least a lil' hot :) i heart Khloe tho, she is a Diva and is not afraid of letting everybody know that she is a BITCH....
Really.....Kris is the new American Idol, WTF
Well, Last nite it was Kris who took the title as the new American Idol and i was in shocked. At first, when Ryan said his name, it was like WOW all this freaking people from the south, who probably don't have shit to do were dialing like crazy.....But at the same time, i kinda knew it was going to happen that way, because i don't think too many people like Adam's style or they were just not ready to have the first gay American Idol LOL. Anyways, can't wait to hear Adam's material, hope he puts out a crazy album, Sister did good and deserved to win but people just like Kris more. Congrats Kris!!!
The Golden couple has finally arrived....
Brad Pitt & Queen Angelina Jolie has finally arrived and hotter then ever, the couple walked the red on fire carpet to support Brad's new movie "Inglorious Basterds," held at the Palais Des Festivals on wednesday. Oh my gawd, doesn't Angie looks amazing in that dress, and the makeup Perrrffect!!! I can't never get enough of Hollywood's golden couple, they surely know how to work the red carpet!!!
One of the many styles of Gaga
My new obsession Lady Gaga was spotted at the Sydney International airport, and as usual she was wearing something very GAGA. At first i didn't like her much, cuz i thought that she was just trying to hard all the time, but bitch has style, and it's very unique (thank gawd). The pop superstar has decided to take over the world for sure, she has been all over the planet, and keeps goin'.
BTW, she was amazing in Dancing with the stars, her new song is for sure another #1 hit!!!
It's official and sad :(
The hottest star in Hollywood Chris Pine was spotted out over the weekend with the reality star whore Audrina Patridge, witnesses said that both were very much into each other. UGH out of all the girls in Hollywood, you have to pick Audrina?? Damn it must be really hard to find a chick nowadays. Well Audrina, you have score BIG!, on the other hand Chris this is pretty low....... But i don't see this will last too long, so why worry!!! Enjoy it BIATCH!
BTW....Audrina got camera shy, that's a surprise!!! I bet Chris told her not to tell anyone, cuz they wanna keep it private, yeah RIGHT!!! He is just to embarrassed to tell people that he is dating that ho.
WTF is wrong with Katie???
Do we need to call 9-1-1 to rescue her from Tom? Girlfriend looks like a hobo, she looks pale and miserable. Common Katie, with all the money you have, i will try a lil' harder to look good. Bitch looks like she hasn't sleep for years...... She looks like a mess in this picture, and she looked like a zombie last night, among the 7000 people crowd at the American Idol finale!
Puttin' the HO in Hollywood
The sexy and cute Paris Hilton........NotSoMuch!!! The party animal is having a great time in Cannes, and as usual posing for the cameras.....The attention whore try her best poses for all the paparazzi outside the Hotel Ducap-Eden Roc on Monday.
I just look at the pics, and don't really know what to think anymore, because she is just Paris Hilton, can she ever go wrong.....you know WRONG, HELLZ yeah she always does, but her freaking style is so wrong all the time, that you just see it and kinda take it for who is wearing it!
Well at least she knows to work the camera
BTW, why is she in Cannes??? Please don't tell me she is in another movie!!!
Pene is back on her feet, after food poisoning
Penelope Cruz was back on what she does best, besides acting....walk and look amazing on the red carpet. The gorgeous actress walk the red carpet at the Cannes Film festival photo call for her film Broken Embraces. Bitch is on so many films this year, that i wouldn't be surprise if she gets an Oscar again, take a look at Pene and the director of the movie Pedro Almodovar.
Damn Pedro step back, and stop kissing..... The golden bitch is taken :)
BTW, I am so happy that Pene didn't stay with Tom, i can't believe that both used to date, Thank GAWD that she got out of that fuckery!!!! too bad for Katie, bitch is the prisoner now!
Move over Rob Pattinson, there is a new Obsession in town
Besides the hottie Chris Pine, now Zachary Quinto is the new 'It' boy in Hollywood. I watched the first 2 seasons of Heroes, and always thought that Zachy was really hot, but now that he did the movie Star Trek, he is obviously on magazine covers and articles, and the pictures in those mags are just TOO HOT to handle!!!! Zachy looks way hotter, now there is pictures of him everywhere!!! It may be kinda annoying for him, now that paparazzi follow him, but when you see people following you means that your on the It list, and people are paying big bucks to have your pix taken. So yeah welcome to the Hollywood jungle Zachy!! I HEART YOU!!!
The hottest Latina in Hollywood
I know that there is a few Latinas in Hollywood that are beautiful and Gorgeous, but Eva knows how to work a damn red carpet, and she goes all out to get the most amazing dress!!!! Everything is perfect, she looks fresh.... The hair, the makeup, the dress, the jewelry all that is on point. Big thumbs up to her stylist, they totally deserve a damn raise!! why doesn't Mariah get an stylist from Team Eva, bitch has the money! cuz she looked HORRIBLE on the red carpet, a lil' help won't hurt Mariah!!!
This is just too sad, can somebody tell her that she is not in her 20's anymore
Bitch looks like a tranny gone bad, at least Pam did it for a good cause, she dare to go out to the stage looking like a hot mess for the 17th annual life ball AIDS charity event in Vienna, Austria. But really Pam, i know your career is pretty much dead, and i don't think any producer will take you for a role, even if you were free of charges....but at least i will try to clean up my act, so that maybe M a Y b E one day someone will take you seriously. You just have Tara reid written all over your forehead, or it could be the other way around.....Tara has Pam Anderson written all over her face, but the point is that you are a mess!!! It's time for a wake up call.
Meet the hottest movie superstar ~ Chris Pine
All it took was one Blockbuster movie, now Chris Pine is the hottest moviestar on Demand...Well also his looks helps A LOT. Chris is enjoying his days off, because as we all know, when your a Demand, and in one blockbuster movie...forget it, you'll get call left and right to star in movies. Chris has already sign up for the films "Carriers," "Small Town saturday Night," and "Quantum Quest." and YES keep taking your shirt off.....it makes everybody's monday so much better!!!!
Jon and Kate fake it for the cameras
A month ago, we did not know much about Kate and Jon, i remember someone saying something about the show and blah blah blah. But it wasn't until bomb exploded and now the couple is the hottest shit in the Biz..... We have seen Kate on multiple covers in the last two weeks, a few sources has said that the couple is splitting for sure, but now we get to see this pictures that were taken over the weekend, and the couple seem to be doing fine. I mean, if i find out that my partner is cheating on me, i would freaking kick him out of the house and done deal. At first, i thought she should just kick him out and divorce him, but she has the soccer team at home, and it must be so hard for Kate to make a decision knowing that she needs the support of the douche. Whether they divorce or not, the one thing for sure is that their show will debut big!!!
I have officially gotten the Gaga Virus ~ Be very careful, it's Contagious
It all happened a year ago when i first heard 'Just dance' on the radio, and thought it was a cool track, but then i also thought that Gaga was kinda annoying. I went on youtube and saw a few videos, and checked other songs of her, but though her voice was ehhhhhh. A few months ago, everybody started talking about Gaga, and all the sudden her single goes to #1, and she becomes the hottest pop star, but i still thought she was trying to hard to make an statement, I was just not into her ridiculous outfits. BUT now i have gone gaga over Gaga, 3 songs of her album are the most played songs on my ipod, and i just cannot get enough of the bitch. I think Gaga is a freaking virus, those that you try your hardest not to get, but in the end.....you just end up gettin' it, and there is no way you can avoid it, here is the performance that made me go Gaga!!!!
Dear Diary
This weekend was kinda blah cuz i just didnt do much, which sometimes is kinda good, because i relax and save money. But Summer is coming so hopefully it gets a lil' more excited than this, and also i couldn't do much, cuz i had my final test for my environmental science class, which was on sat and had to study for it, and had to wake up on sat pretty early to go and take it. Saturday, i did go to the gym, after a freaking week of Lazyness..... Shiat for some reason last week i wasn't feeling it, and didn't go to the gym the whole week. But on sat, i broke the pattern and went to the gym, and felt so much better. Later that nite, we went by Rob and Janine's house, and had a good time as always, and finally sunday was just laundry day, and watched Keepin' up with the Kardashians for like 3 hours, and i must say that im kinda obsessed with them and Kim. Anyways is monday, another week, and hope its better than last week!!! :)
The hottest Angel....NOT
Ugh Adriana, honey you don't look good at all in dark black hair. Bitch looks like she is over 50, the makeup, the hair...everything is just wrong in this picture. A few years ago, when she started modeling for VS, i used to think that she was the hottest bitch of the whole Victoria Secret army, but lately she just doesn't look good. Sometime aging doesn't really work for everyone!!! I know your still young hun, but your face is just not the same.
Whatever happened to J.Lo's face....
The biggest Diva in the biz obvi next to Mariah, was spotted with fugly husband Marc Anthony at a charity event this past weekend in Beverly Hills. I was looking at the pictures, and i remember when J.lo was the hottest shit in the biz like in 2001, but now the latina Diva is looking pretty fugly to me. I don't know if it's the hair, or the lips or probably pregnancy didn't really helped her at all.
My new Obsession ~ Kim Kardashian
OMG, how bad is that?? Now im obsessed with another whore, who just became famous for hanging out with our beloved Paris Hilton, and a sex tape with Brandy's brother. It's terrible but i must confessed that i love keeping up with the Kardashian, and Kim looks so sweet and down to earth on the show, that i have fall in love with another reality star. Anyways Kim and fam were out promoting Kim's new workout DVD at the Kitson store in Los Angeles, and as always Kim looks hot posing for the pictures.
The cutest couple in HOLLYWOOD!!
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were spotted celebrating Mother's day with their baby Harlow. Nicole looked chic wearing a vintage-style printed dress along with a denim jacket, and her signature big azz glasses. They look so happy together, and Nicole is starting to show her belly... ugh i cannot wait to see their new baby due at the end of this year. Btw, for some reason i find Joel Madden looking cute and sexier... I never thought i would say that,but yeah i think he looks pretty cute.
Say what......Paris and the douche are still together??
Wow, is this going to be a new record for Paris???? Because Bitch changes boyfriends every other month, but it seems like this relationship is kinda lasting. I mean its not like they have been together for years, but if you translate 2 months into Paris TIME.....its like 2 yrs!!! Good thing for the couple, i really hope she at least tries to stick to this douche for sometime. I mean, i know you can probably get any guy you want, but honey is time for you to settle, or at least try to keep one for more than 2 months. Cuz having date more than 4 guys in the past year, kinda screams WHORE......
Gwen Stefani celebrates mother's day traveling
The hot mommy was spotted catching a flight out of LAX yesterday, joined by her two babies Kingston and Zuma. Good thing she had a nanny flying with them, in case she needs some help with the kids. As usual Gwen look great making her way through the terminal, wonder if they were on their way to see daddy Gavin, who is at this moment on tour.
Megan Fox shows us some tongue, and looks sexy doing it!!!
The super sexy, on fire Megan Fox was spotted out for an afternoon lunch outing in Santa Monica on Thursday, and i must say that her hair looks so much better straight then the big curls she was sporting a few weeks ago. The only negative was that she was spotted with her on/off boyfriend, ya know that douche from the real 90210.
David looking kinda rough in Milan
Ahhhhh the golden boy, David Beckham was spotted out and about in Milan, and as usual the hottie was plagued by tons of fans and paparazzi. I must say that he was looking kinda rough, seems he didn't get his beauty sleep in the pictures. No matter, what he wears, i usually find him hot...but not so much in these pictures. We all have those days, when we really don't feel like looking pretty, but whatever he is still David Beckham!!
Kate Gosselin is too good to the douche!!!
'Jon & Kate plus 8' star Kate Gosselin is willing to forgive the douche bag Jon, even with all the evidences that has surfaced in the last week. Are you freeking kidding me? I mean, i understand that you have 8 children, and all that but common girl. I wonder how many times he has done it to you, and if it wouldn't be for the media, you probably would have never find out. You are being too good to him, i would throw him out of the house and will let him work, i mean WORK to get you back girl.
Anyways the goody Kate released an statement to the press, “I’m very hesitant to believe any of it. It goes with the territory.” She also noted that she takes the rumors with “a grain of salt since people are being paid to talk.”Kate also noted that she is hoping people will respect the privacy of her family. “We’re dealing with it privately. It’s kind of ironic since we do have a reality show and people see the good, the bad and the ugly. But there are those things we keep to ourselves, and we’re working through it together, and that’s the important thing.”
BTW, Bitch has decided to be blind despite of all the pictures and evidences that in fact Douche Jon bag has cheated on her!!!
Girl looks so fine!!!!
Every single day, we get pictures of Rihanna in fabulous outfit, I mean seriously can the girl get any better??? She is able to pull it off, whatever she wears looks fantastic, and i'm luvin' Rihanna because she is not afraid of pushin' the boundaries in fashion!! Check out some of the FAB pictures of Rihanna in the city!
Bitch tries way too hard!!!!
yeah yeah Vicky looks fab as she arrives to London's Heathrow International Airport, but how the hell do you travel wearing that kinda clothes. Ugh sometimes i wish i see her wearing something more casual, and more fun. Bitch looks like a robot.
Why not just have fun and look like a regular person at least once in a while, trust me it won't hurt!!!!
Anyways, i still think your a lucky bitch for having David as your husband!!!
Paula did it and i LIKED IT!!!
Yesterday, i got some mix emotions watching American Idol, and i tell you why. Eventhough, Paula Abdul Lipsynch the whole performance, bitch put up a freaking show. Everything was just on point, her dance was AMAZING, and she look HAWT on stage, therefore she gets two thumbs up for the performance. I know some of you may think she wasnt that good, and the dance routine is something that you probably have seen on TV already, but common she is over 40 and did it better than Beyonce or Britney.....
The sad part of the night is when we said goodbye to Allison Iraheta, i have to say that it was so sad seeing her go, i really thought that base on Tuesday's performance Kris Allen was gonna go home. Anyways, Adam is still in the competition and i hope he wins it!!!!
Lets hate on Vicky B.
So yeah, Posh was on the red carpet whoring her new campaign for Armani Exchange, and yeah ok she look good. But bitch wears the boring clothes all the time, i mean she is very trendy and all that, but sometimes she just tries to hard to look sexy...and to be honest she may dress up sexy, but she is way too skinny. Anyways, does she need to walk the red carpet all the time to unveil a new photo for the Armani Campaign.
P.S. eat something skinny bitch, it won't hurt!!!
The biggest event of the century 'Watch Paula perform LIVE on idol 2nite'
The hot mess Paula Abdul will be performing her new single "I'm just here for the music," tonite on idol. Forget about Adam or the other top 3 on AI, Paula is gonna show everyone who is truly done........not. I really hope that she doesn't falls asleep on stage while performing, and yeah i'm expecting the performance to be really really bad, but you never know Bitch may surprise us all, and make a big comeback. I consider this to be a big comeback because the bitch hasnt sing in over a decade, so let's hope that she truly puts a big show. This is your chance, to show everyone that you still can do it, if you fail trust me your done for good. Meaning i would not attempt again, and just sit pretty on AI and give your shittious comments.
It's official biatchezz, Christina A. to make big-screen debut in 'Burlesque'
So, Variety reports that Xtina will make her screen debut in "Burlesque," and im feeling 50/50 about her debut on the big screen because to be honest, i always thought that she was gonna make it big time, and probably star in a blockbuster movie and all that. But knowing our Christina, she is probably going for the role that is gonna showed off her voice, and her acting skills. It may or may not be a flop, but let's hope there will be other A list actors that will push the movie to the top and make it #1. Good luck Christina!
I think we are losing her ~ Madge walk the red carpet looking like this???
Does her weird religion don't allow her to have mirrors in her house?, or is she allowing Her kids to dress her? ahhhh so many questions, cuz everything about this outfit is wrong....The thing on her head, that hideous dress, those boots that not even a ho' would wear. Seriously, It's time to tell Madonna that she is not in her 20's anymore, and not saying that she should be boring, but at least dont wear something something soooo ridiculous.
it's Saturday, and can't get any better, btw I'm bloggin' on my iPhone here from seaside,and just had the best breakfast at Perkins. So yesterday, the four of us had a blast playing azzhole and circle of death, and have to say that the circle death is insane, it's not safe......unless ur looking to get trash!!!!!!! Now just heading to the mall at Toms River,and it has to be the only thing this weekend that I am not, repeat I'm not looking forward to do this weekend. But the bright side is that we will be going to Philly after this. Can't wait to get to the hotel and just relax, because for some strange reason, we woke up so early today, instead of waking up late and get some Saturday sleepy time. We are not so sure about tonite, hope we do something fun and have as much fun as we did last nite. P.S the font on this post is gonna be shitty cuz I'm doin' it from my phone via SMS.
The weekend has finally arrived ~ TGIF
After so many weekends with no plans, finally i have to share with ya'll that i have a few exciting plans this weekend. Tonite, we are heading down the shore with a few friends, and staying there overnight, and tomorrow going to Philly. I know how exciting, believe me i'm jumping around like a 5 years old kid, when he opens a happy meal for the first time (at least i did). I think we are gonna try a new drink this weekend called 'Limelight,' we had it at work last friday, and it was pretty damn good. Its made with Vodka, Triple sec, Lime juice and ice....pretty simple and it taste pretty damn good! It's gonna be my first time in Philly, and we are gonna be staying over at the Sheraton in Downtown, there should be a few spots to have some fun saturday nite.
Ohhhh almost forgot to mention this, but tonite we are totally going for Asshole (card game). Don't worry its nothing bad or nasty, its just a drinking game, a stupid game where you get stupid drinking til' you drop dead for sure!!! Tomorrow morning will be something else for sure...but to be honest, i havent' drink in a while, so can't wait to taste it LOL (what an alcoholic)..
Nah none of that, drinking ones in a while is not bad at all, at least compared to my drinking days.....TRUST me is a good thing!
What's wrong with Aubrey O'Day's face??
Aubrey skanky O'Day was spotted at the 4th Annual Music Saves Lives event at the key Club, and as usual she looks like a hot mess!!! I like the skank, and she was my favorite in Danity Kean. I used to think she was cute and all that, but now it seems like she has gotten some work done on her face, or botox perhaps. She is in her 20's, but can't help and see that she just hasnt' look good in a while. Her cheeks, the hair, and the atrocious dresses she always wears to events doesnt really help with her image. Earlier i posted how good Kate Hudson and Demi Moore look on the red carpet, but with Aubrey is the other way around....Bitch looks like she is in her 50's and doesn't look fresh as she used to. Maybe stop partying, and drinking may help.......
Is swine flu the new black? Ask Lisa Rinna...
Ahhhhhh poor Lisa Rinna, she just doesnt' know anymore how to get publicity. The dumb bitch talk to reporters about how her family had the swine flu, before it was so popular. WOW thats what i have to say to that, what a dumb bitch!!!
Doesn't she has anything going on in her life, i think the biggest thing that happened to her was 'Dancing with the stars,' and if a dance reality show is the biggest thing, then you are pretty much done, don't be trying to stretch your 15 minutes of fame.
It's cool if you were the first one to get the first iphone, a kindle or sometype of expensive jewelry, or one of a kind car.....then yeah you can brag that shiattt around, but the swine flu....uhhhhh NOT SO MUCH!
Anyhow, congrats for being the first one to get the virus, now we know for sure who was the first bitch who got it into the U.S.
Ladies lookin' FAB, 40's the new 20s'!!!
The super hottie Kate Hudson, and the sexy grandma' Demi Moore look so sexy on the red carpet, both gals sporting black dresses and some pretty expensives jewelry. Ahhh the life of the rich and famous, looking great and wearing those expensive jewelry.... It must be every girls dream, to be able to wear all the expensive gowns and get the super star treatment. Anyways, back to Kate and Demi, these two ladies look amazing, and it leaves you wondering why so many young girls look so fucked up.... Times must be changing, and now 40s has never look better! Another example has to be Jennifer Aniston, i saw a picture of her on the set of her new movie in NYC, and she look so fine..... I was just amazed by how good she looks! Keep GLOWING girls!!
Believe it or not ~ Mariah and Nick First Anniversary!
OMG....... I thought they were just gonna last 24 hrs together, but the biggest Diva in the Biz Mariah Carey and her boy toy Nick Carey celebrated their first year together. The ODD couple headed to Moon Club, and celebrated with family and friends at the VIP area. What do you think MC gave her toy for their anniversary? Maybe another car.....Seriously, i just don't understand this couple, i can't just never really picture them together and having a family. Mariah looks fabulous and all that, but next to him....She kinda looks like her mom, and i dunno if this is right to say, but i think she is way too MUCH for him. Anyways, congrats for making the relationship work, and prove everyone that in fact is real LUV.
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